You know you've won the battle for the title of the ass-baddest military aircraft manufacturer when three of the six types of gummi jets in the "100% USA Made Albanese World's Best Jet Fighters Gummi Candy" are made by the company you work for, to whit: F-22, SR-71, and the F-117. Sad, uneaten runner's up include the B-2 Spirit, F-15, and the F/A-18. No need to mention to Albanese that not all of these gummis are jet fighters, as so identified on the packaging.



So, in the dogfight for the hearts and mouths of the American candy eater, it's LM 3, Boeing 2, and NG 1. On the back of the package is an identification chart showing the general shape of the gummi that the aircraft it is supposed to look like. Actually, they are recognizable even without this chart, though the paint schemes are a little garish. Kindly, they also note the pilot of each gummi:

B-2 Spirit - Lt. Col. Gary "Ghost", USAF
F-117 Nighthawk - Maj. Sam "Striker", USAF
F/A-22 Raptor - Lt. Col. Brad "Bones", USAF
F/A-18 Hornet - Lt. Sally "Stinger", USN
F-15 Eagle - Maj. Tamika "Talon", USAF
SR-71 Blackbird - Lt. Col. Roger "Recon", USAF

Somehow, I think these names are made-up...